ghostlyduo
12-03-2006, 04:21 AM
Murphy goes over to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says " Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No bother" he says and runs upstairs.
There are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag ye both"
"**** off ya liar" they said
"I'll prove it!" says Murphy
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them Pat?"
"Of course. What's the use of ****ing one!"
Paddy says " Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No bother" he says and runs upstairs.
There are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag ye both"
"**** off ya liar" they said
"I'll prove it!" says Murphy
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them Pat?"
"Of course. What's the use of ****ing one!"