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02-17-2010, 12:17 AM
A man suffered a serious heart attack & had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. she asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice; "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He repied; "No money in the bank."
The nun asked; "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said; "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated & announced loudly; "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to god..,"
The patient replied; "Well, in that case... send the bill to my brother-in-law!":D
He replied, in a raspy voice; "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He repied; "No money in the bank."
The nun asked; "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said; "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated & announced loudly; "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to god..,"
The patient replied; "Well, in that case... send the bill to my brother-in-law!":D