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02-22-2010, 11:43 PM
It was lying on its back on the bottom of the cage, it;s legs pointing upwards.
Johnny asked his father, "Dad, when birds die, why are their feet always pointing upward?"
"Well, Johnny, that is so God can reach down, take them by the claws, and pull them up into Heaven."
Next day, when Dad got home, Johnny rushed over to him and said, "Dad, we nearly lost Mum today."
"What do you mean?". queried the father."Well. I heard noises upstairs so I rushed up to see what was happening. There was Mum, lying on the bed with her legs pointing straight up and she was yelling, "G*d I'm coming."
"If it hadn't been for the gardener holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure.":lol::lol::lol:
Johnny asked his father, "Dad, when birds die, why are their feet always pointing upward?"
"Well, Johnny, that is so God can reach down, take them by the claws, and pull them up into Heaven."
Next day, when Dad got home, Johnny rushed over to him and said, "Dad, we nearly lost Mum today."
"What do you mean?". queried the father."Well. I heard noises upstairs so I rushed up to see what was happening. There was Mum, lying on the bed with her legs pointing straight up and she was yelling, "G*d I'm coming."
"If it hadn't been for the gardener holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure.":lol::lol::lol: