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Dude
08-02-2010, 08:53 AM
First grab your video camera, then run up behind him and throw a can and be sure it hits him on the back end because it's just funnier that way.

what could possibly go wrong???

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Webscout
08-02-2010, 09:20 AM
This could happen to anyone. There should be signs that read....'Don't Stalk the Bison/Buffalo...they don't like it'



What to do if you see a 2000 pound bison ?

Just say "there's the Beef" :D
Dude
08-02-2010, 09:32 AM
the only thing that could have been better is if the guy would have run up and slapped the bison on the butt when it wasn't looking.
Webscout
08-02-2010, 09:56 AM
the only thing that could have been better is if the guy would have run up and slapped the bison on the butt when it wasn't looking.

.......don't recommend doing that to a female Bison.

Hell hath no fury like a female Bison slapped on the Butt :haha:

I know a guy who tried this in Montana.....he got the Bute:spin:
Dude
08-02-2010, 10:44 AM
I don't recommend doing it to my wife either. :D

results are about the same as with the bison.
Webscout
08-02-2010, 12:29 PM
No Elmer I wouldn't do it to your wife either.........2 American Bison chasing my butt is too much.:woot: :woot:


Some women just don't understand male affection...why is that?
Dude
08-02-2010, 01:41 PM
you would probably have better luck getting an explanation from the bison. :eek:
johnisasmith
08-02-2010, 02:28 PM
So this woman came close to getting a Darwin Award.

As Forest Gump used to say "Stupid is if stupid does".
Dude
08-02-2010, 06:40 PM
wait a minute...

I was just thinking...

the husband throws a beer can and hits the bison in the butt...

then the bison turns around and tried to kill his wife...

I bet we could rent this bison out and make some really good money. :D
Webscout
08-02-2010, 06:50 PM
Elmer ...you are starting to scare me.....

Buffalo Bob
Dude
08-02-2010, 08:21 PM
how much would a Buffalo like that be worth?

depends on how bad you want to get rid of your wife. :lol2:
Webscout
08-03-2010, 08:42 AM
For her birthday take your wife to the Bison/Buffalo Petting Zoo.
Dude
08-03-2010, 10:29 AM
and don't forget your beer cans. :lol2:
Webscout
08-03-2010, 10:42 AM
What to do if you see a 2000 pound bison ?


Get the Buffalo gun out and relive the past?
Shoot it before the joker guy in a parking lot runs after it and toughens the meat?

Any other ideas? Post em.