Strange But True

[SirDudly]

Tarzan joke:mellow:
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? :p

[Dude]

here come the elephants?

[SirDudly]

thats what she said :p

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming, wearing sunglasses? :p

[Dude]

I really had to use my superior powers of reasoning to get that last one. ;)

But now I am confused,:confused:

Is Jane wearing the sunglasses, or are the elephants?:cool:

[SirDudly]

Jane is wearing sunglasses

[Dude]

I give up, what did she say?

[SirDudly]

Nothing, Jane is wearing sunglasses :p

[Dude]

ok, I get it now. :)

that reminds me of those elephant in the tree jokes...

[SirDudly]

Is this one of them? Why do elephants wear springs? :p

[Dude]

I don't know that one, so why do elephants wear springs?

[SirDudly]

Bounce up in trees to rape squirrels :p

[Dude]

ok, I am glad I didn't try to guess at that one,

that would not have been my first or 2nd guess. lol

[SirDudly]

What noise do squirrels hate to hear? :o

[Dude]

elephants putting on their springs? :D

[mobeano]

wanna hear the reply!

[chancer127]

Why do elephants wear school uniforms?













So they don't have to pay their bus fare.......boom boom