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oleboy
09-28-2010, 11:29 AM
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning at Lake Kariba, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a puff adder with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in Africa.

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Webscout
09-28-2010, 11:35 AM
Life is good :) but don't tell that joke in Quebec :lol2: