flash22
12-21-2006, 08:19 AM
There was once an elderly couple by the names of claire and luke who was together for years and years. They decided one night to go out for a meal to spend some time together.
They both got dressed up for this occasion, but luke couldnt find his shoes....
Claire goes to luke "look upstairs, they should be under the bed"
Luke goes upstairs and checks under the bed, upon checking he doesn't find the shoes - but finds two eggs and a £1,000 pounds
Luke goes downstairs and says to claire "i couldnt find the shoes, but where did the eggs come from thats under the bed?"
Claire replies "everytime i cheated on you i put an egg under the bed"
Luke goes silent...shocked and heartbroken he then asks "ok, so where did the £1,000 pounds come from?"
Claire replies "everytime i gained a total of a dozen eggs i sold them"
They both got dressed up for this occasion, but luke couldnt find his shoes....
Claire goes to luke "look upstairs, they should be under the bed"
Luke goes upstairs and checks under the bed, upon checking he doesn't find the shoes - but finds two eggs and a £1,000 pounds
Luke goes downstairs and says to claire "i couldnt find the shoes, but where did the eggs come from thats under the bed?"
Claire replies "everytime i cheated on you i put an egg under the bed"
Luke goes silent...shocked and heartbroken he then asks "ok, so where did the £1,000 pounds come from?"
Claire replies "everytime i gained a total of a dozen eggs i sold them"