Emergency Plan

[Dark Angel]

Elmer has asked me to implement an Emergency Evacuation Plan in case the forum is on fire.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2522/evacuationplan.jpg

:D

[Webscout]

He asked me as well...

Run, Don't Walk.

[Dude]

we were thinking about adding "Yell Fire" first,

but then decided that might be too complicated. :D

[johnisasmith]

You have forgotten to add "Run away from the fire!", unless you are already on fire, then running will make it worse. :D

[penny]

Is that the Monty Python evacuation plan?

[Dude]

well it's not the perfect plan,

it doesn't detail if pushing and shoving is allowed or not?

Here at Utopia corporate headquarters a lot of pushing and shoving goes on during the regular course of business, so I am not sure if it's fair to say that it must be stopped if a fire breaks out as this may encourage people to start fires.

[Webscout]

Sometimes HQ it is so COLD we have to light a fire (we bring our own firewood...thanks to Bolan and Revroy). Elmer says it's the only way we can afford to stay online.

Sometimes we have to light a fire under some of the staff :haha: A sudden movement tells us it's working. LOL

Yet..we manage to keep this place going and have fun. Thanks to the VIP's

[johnisasmith]

well it's not the perfect plan,

it doesn't detail if pushing and shoving is allowed or not?

Here at Utopia corporate headquarters a lot of pushing and shoving goes on during the regular course of business, so I am not sure if it's fair to say that it must be stopped if a fire breaks out as this may encourage people to start fires.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94


From this statement I see that Utopia corporate headquarters needs a man like Terry Tate. :D

[Revroy]

Note to Griffey : Stop, Drop, and DON"T ROLL ONE!!!! http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/revroymtns/joint.gif

[Dude]

I am going to talk to personnel about getting some office linebackers for Utopia Corporate Headquarters. I think we could use one for each floor.

I think that is exactly what we need around here to increase production. :D

[FlyingDuche]

That is the dumbest thing I've seen since Michael Vick put his dogs up for adoption.