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penny
12-28-2006, 01:37 AM
This is now the official "lets try for 200" thread

Rules:
1. you can't double post
(or post after yourself)
(unless it's been more than a year)

that's all the rules.

and
Congratulations to Cheri for winning the 100 challenge!!!!

I knew it would be a girl - we talk a lot.

Cindy
12-28-2006, 02:00 AM
hehehehehehe Yes, we love to talk, its one thing we are good at.:lol2: :lol2:
Thanks for the congats penny:thanks: :sheep: :rock:

beatle555
12-28-2006, 02:34 AM
i will be behind u for this 200
but
heheheh
i am a boy

Cindy
12-28-2006, 02:41 AM
Hello beatle555...good to see you on our forum:flower: :flower5: :flower5:

Dude
12-28-2006, 09:56 AM
ok, I have a complaint...

when you look at the threads it shows the number of replys, so the tread only has 99 replys.

I think it should have 100 replys. and the first post shouldn't count.

does anyone else think this is a problem?

Gray Ghost
12-28-2006, 10:54 AM
ok, I have a complaint...

when you look at the threads it shows the number of replys, so the tread only has 99 replys.

I think it should have 100 replys. and the first post shouldn't count.

does anyone else think this is a problem?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Tags/-lol2-.gif Well let's make this one 101 posts, and that will be 100 replys :spin: . I think the penis enlargement thread will surpass 100 before it's over anyways http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Tags/lmao2.gif

penny
12-28-2006, 11:05 AM
Oh, so close and yet so far...I said to Cheri you would say that Bling lol

Cindy
12-28-2006, 11:06 AM
I think the penis enlargement thread will surpass 100 before it's over anyways Yep I think you are right GG, and people join just to get the sex related posts and none of them are smutty:wave: :lol2: :lol2:

Raskel
12-28-2006, 03:11 PM
I noticed that.. Porn is a real attraction to forums

Ooh yes, 200 eh.. and Bling.. You was right.. it was only 99 Reply's!!! not posts!

Cindy
12-28-2006, 03:16 PM
oh why worry about one post. Please someone go in and make the final post :p

kingray
12-28-2006, 04:26 PM
The truth be know the reason I joined this forum is because of the friendly atmosphere and the great shares that you have hear. I'm still new to these types of forums and as that goes to any type of forums and as I go and learn how to share It well be alot of fun for me.

Gray Ghost
12-28-2006, 04:46 PM
Well I'll add another post to this thread and at the same time make my 1600th post
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Posts/banana.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Posts/banana.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Posts/banana.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Occas/Hbirth/Disco.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/GrayGhost_60/Occas/Hbirth/Blow.gif

Raskel
12-28-2006, 05:45 PM
LoL gonna take me a while be4 i reach 1600

Dude
12-28-2006, 06:44 PM
kingray,

geat to have you posting here.
very glad you chose our forum to hang out at. :)


and GrayGhost, Congratulations :banana: on making 1600....

way to go!!!!! :D


Hey ParanOId (http://www.hundredbling.net/member.php?u=3294) - only 1501 posts to go, shouldn't take you that long. :D

Raskel
12-28-2006, 06:54 PM
Thanks, and it's umm 1498 now :)

Dude
12-28-2006, 07:43 PM
you really haulling now ParanOId,

at this rate you should be there in..... ummm...

well I don't know how long, but not that long. :D

penny
12-29-2006, 01:03 AM
Congrats GG - Gosh, I'll never catch up with you...Oh, well, I always love reading your posts so that 1600 giggles - Yay! Thanks GG! You Rock!

Cindy
12-29-2006, 01:15 AM
Thankyou kingray for your compliments!! We do try to get the balance right and its nice to get feedback from members telling us how we are doing.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/georginam_2006/Flowers/thgifs_flowers_0061.gif

Dude
12-29-2006, 01:34 AM
ok, I see someone really messed up the try for 100 thread,
and posted 101 replys.

but don't panic, I was able to fix it by moving one of my posts to the recycle bin.
So now everyone can relax because it is back to 100 replys.

(everyone can thank me later) :D

Cindy
12-29-2006, 01:37 AM
You little stinker Bling, mucking up the party. hehehehehehehe :D

Dude
12-29-2006, 01:44 AM
mucking up????

what are you talking about, I saved the party....

I righted a terrible injustice just in the nick of time. :D

who knows what would have happend if it had been left at 101 for too long.:o

Cindy
12-29-2006, 01:50 AM
You put your 2 big feet in and stopped me going on to 200 in that thread that I voted for, and in my book, thats treason. Off with his head !!!!!:rock: :sheep: :flower5: :flower5:

Dude
12-29-2006, 02:17 AM
I think the vote was 7 to 1,
against continuing on,
so I had no choice....

it was the will of the people so I had to enforce it.

Either that, or the devil made me do it. :D

Cindy
12-29-2006, 02:18 AM
More like the devil methinks :sheep: :clap: :wub:

Raskel
12-29-2006, 05:55 AM
OK, good morning from Aruba :) My last workday in the year of 2006.

See you laterzz

Cindy
12-29-2006, 06:54 AM
Yes mine too, but I wish i didnt have to go. :(

Dude
12-29-2006, 10:09 AM
OK, good morning from Aruba :) My last workday in the year of 2006.


it's funny, I just told someone this on the phone about 1 minute ago,

he said " is it really?"

I told him "yes, unless your working on the weekend". :)

which of course he wasn't being a broker, and the exchange is closed on the weekends.

Raskel
12-29-2006, 03:31 PM
Hmm that post isn't true anymore, I do have to go work tomorrow!! :(

SirDudly
12-29-2006, 04:07 PM
Sometimes I miss being a roofer NOT:o :o :spin: :lol2:

Raskel
12-29-2006, 04:12 PM
ooh well, i might work in the casino again pretty soon :) better and more $$

SirDudly
12-31-2006, 11:14 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Cindy
12-31-2006, 11:25 AM
Work, I dont even want to think about work.

Happy new Year Everyone

Raskel
12-31-2006, 12:01 PM
This'll be post number 150!!!

Dude
12-31-2006, 12:17 PM
Congratulations ParanOId on 150 :banana:

and Happy New Year!!!

to everyone.

SirDudly
12-31-2006, 12:18 PM
Posting, posting, posting keep those posts a coming.:-) :-) Theme from Raw Hide Western show from the 50's Clint Eastwood was a regular if I remembered right:mellow:

Cindy
12-31-2006, 12:20 PM
Never heard of that show MT :p

SirDudly
12-31-2006, 12:30 PM
Heres a link about it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052504/

Dude
12-31-2006, 12:37 PM
-http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053479/

it's actually this one...

Cindy
12-31-2006, 01:06 PM
Oh its that sort of show. Not that i ever have time to watch the TV :p

SirDudly
01-03-2007, 08:23 PM
Am I number 200:-) :-) :mellow:

Dude
01-03-2007, 08:57 PM
my last link I screwed up and posted the one for Andy Griffith by mistake,

oops.

and, I think right now you are post number 40 MT, you might be post number 200 in some parallel universe though, where we have already completed this thread. :D

SirDudly
01-03-2007, 09:39 PM
The test board is a different universe to me:rolleyes: :lol2: :lol2: :D I dare ya to touch my sig:D

GraveDigger
01-03-2007, 11:11 PM
ooooo can i join in??

:D:D

but brb me needs a wee wee

Cindy
01-03-2007, 11:24 PM
but brb me needs a wee wee

Thats a bit off subject GD hehehehehehehehehe

Dude
01-03-2007, 11:35 PM
how can he go off subject?

I didn't even know there was a subject to this thread.

hmmm.... maybe I should re-read the beginning again. :D

GraveDigger
01-03-2007, 11:35 PM
ohh..didnt think it was a subject? just thought it was random talk...woopsy

btw im back from pee pee time now :D

GraveDigger
01-03-2007, 11:36 PM
how can he go off subject?

I didn't even know there was a subject to this thread.

hmmm.... maybe I should re-read the beginning again.
__________________

see im not so thick afterall...i wasnt the only one tht didnt think there was a subject

ner neer :P

Cindy
01-03-2007, 11:46 PM
The subject is no subject, its talk about anything. Ohh I wish I was good at spelling, I cant ever say what I mean cos I cant spell the words.:eek: :lol2:

GraveDigger
01-03-2007, 11:49 PM
awww..want some lessons?

we'll start with the basics

right u ready? remember these 5 words by tommorow

1, The
2, Food
3, Thing
4, Boat
5, Late

End of class

Dude
01-03-2007, 11:58 PM
ok, so let me get this straight,
if the subject is no subject,
then he went off subject by sticking to a subject
and not posting about no subject?

is that right?
or did I miss something else? :D

GraveDigger
01-04-2007, 12:26 AM
no in fact i started a subject
then stuck to the subject
that wasnt the subject in the first place
but the subject now is the same
unless the subject changes after this thread
but at the end of the day
my subjects ROCK

Dude
01-04-2007, 12:47 AM
awww..want some lessons?

we'll start with the basics

right u ready? remember these 5 words by tommorow

1, The
2, Food
3, Thing
4, Boat
5, Late

End of class

well, what happended to

1. a
2. an
3. the
4. ummm
5. hmmm

looks to me like you jumped right into the hard words. :D


also,
you may or may not have stuck to a subect
in which case you either
did or did not break the rules buy staying with the subject
which is no subject.

(now I have gone and confused myself again. darn.)

Cindy
01-04-2007, 01:49 AM
Umm I dont know Bling, but you might of done. :D As to the spelling lesson GD. Thats way too hard for me :D

SirDudly
01-04-2007, 09:18 AM
1. sequential stud muffin
2. pyrimidines
3. hemoglobin-fixation
learn to spell & define

GraveDigger
01-04-2007, 10:15 AM
oops sorry cheri....looks like ive started something now lol

Dude
01-04-2007, 12:30 PM
and if everyone continues to stay on the same subject,
then they are all in violation of the no subject rule. :D

so what do you think about rechargeable batteries?

(see no subject, that's how it's done. :) )

Cindy
01-04-2007, 12:41 PM
You have to charge them, I forget and think they are normal batteries and throw them away. So to me, they are a waste of money, but a good idea for some people :D

GraveDigger
01-04-2007, 12:49 PM
crap subject
i didnt start the batteries subject

i like sponges

penny
01-04-2007, 01:01 PM
I like rechargable batteries...I have a dozen or so AA and AAA, which I carry at all times in my purse...along with a video camera and a digital camera (both small) - I'm hoping aliens will invade and I will get pics of it and make a lot of money...then I can pay for my rechargable batteries...see it all makes sense.

SirDudly
01-04-2007, 02:02 PM
They would be OK, if I didn't forget to take them out of the charger. Messy:D :mellow:

Cindy
01-04-2007, 02:22 PM
So penny, how are the cravings for the ciggies? I hope you havent given in yet. :D

GraveDigger
01-04-2007, 02:37 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fags *sniffles*

Raskel
01-04-2007, 05:15 PM
Only at 6*... we are going soooo slow huh ;P

GraveDigger
01-04-2007, 05:27 PM
not our fault were slow :( i blame my laziness :D

Dude
01-04-2007, 05:38 PM
Sponges??

you mean like the live ones on the bottom of the sea?

or the ones you buy in a store to clean things with?

my wife leaves them in the sink and they start to smell,
so I don't like sponges so much.

GraveDigger
01-04-2007, 06:19 PM
mmmmmmm id eat a sponge

SirDudly
01-04-2007, 11:32 PM
Im lost :spin: :D :mellow: I use a sponge to play with my cats. They love it, they well pick it up, stand on their hind legs & start making a wooing sound. Its so cute.:)

Cindy
01-04-2007, 11:34 PM
Not woff woff MT :D

SirDudly
01-04-2007, 11:38 PM
Its a odd sound sometimes theres a little gurgling too. They just act so happy.:D

penny
01-05-2007, 01:19 AM
What makes the gurgling sound??? Sponges?

Ciggies - well...... I gave up....

I'm bad.

Guess I'll have to change my sig now....


I'm so weak.

Dude
01-05-2007, 03:17 AM
has anyone posted after themselves yet?

I was sure somone would do it before now,
but I can't remember anyone breaking the rules so far.
looks like we have a very law biding group here. :)

I can't think of anything to say about sponges, but I love rechargeable batteries,
you can charge them up 1000 times,
otherwise you would just fill up a land dump with 1000 old batteries,
I admit they are a little bit of a hassle to keep them charged and all,
But it’s a lot better than the alternative,
And easier on the environment.

Cindy
01-05-2007, 03:24 AM
yes, they are a good idea, if only i could remember to use them more than once, I just forget.

Dude
01-05-2007, 03:28 AM
I try to buy stuff that takes AA batteries,
that makes it a lot easier if everything takes the same size,
then I just keep a couple extra ones charged up all the time,
that way I can just switch them when something dies.

Cindy
01-05-2007, 05:13 AM
Yes, it sounds easy, but I am not a very organized person. I start off the right way, charge the batteries. But when I need them, I can never find them so I have to go out and buy the other sort. I gave up in the end :D

Raskel
01-05-2007, 11:09 AM
I have rechargeable batteries for my keyboard, mouse, camera and.... hmm that's it really.. PS made 200 Posts :):)

Cindy
01-05-2007, 01:12 PM
Well done ParanOld. its the way to go
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/georginam_2006/congrats/thcongratulations1.gif
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l215/georginam_2006/congrats/thcongrats-c.gif

SirDudly
01-05-2007, 01:45 PM
My kitties do,were we at Im lost again:)

Cindy
01-05-2007, 01:47 PM
Your kitties do what MT :D ?

SirDudly
01-05-2007, 02:05 PM
Play with sponges, & make strange noises:mellow:

Dude
01-05-2007, 05:03 PM
I have a bunch of flashlight I bought at the dollar store that take the same size batteries as my camera, tv remote, remote control car, and a couple other things.
but mostly the digital camera, my old camera took 4 AA bateries and they would last around 5 to 10 minutes. so I would have to carry 8 to 12 extra batteries with me all the time,
that's how I got used to keeping them recharged.

penny
01-06-2007, 02:42 AM
Congrats ParanOId, Your kitties sound cute MT, sorry you are so disorganized Cheri...well, Bling don't know what to say about you...

There I brought all the lines of consciousness together...and without batteries.

Dude
01-06-2007, 03:51 AM
you left out sponges Penny,

sorry try again. :devil:

Raskel
01-06-2007, 11:52 AM
:lol2: so this is post number 83 according to thread, not 82 as the forum view says... :)
So keep it up.. only 118 more to go!

SirDudly
01-06-2007, 12:02 PM
I'm lost again whats the topic at the moment. Anything. How about crazy winter weather. cherry blossoms are trying to bloom in the southeast US :eek:

Cindy
01-06-2007, 12:03 PM
Cor penny, not a good word to say about me, useless arnt I:lol3: :rock: :devil:

penny
01-06-2007, 12:21 PM
Actually, my goal was just to get Cheri to use the word Cor in a sentence :D

Cindy
01-06-2007, 12:26 PM
Well you did what you set out to do didnt you penny:o :o You got me going on the London slang :banana: :lol2:

Dude
01-06-2007, 12:59 PM
my Cor ran out of gas the other day.

see I can use it in a sentence too. :devil:

Cindy
01-06-2007, 02:29 PM
cor did it bling, did you have to push it down the road????:eek: :lol3:

Dude
03-15-2007, 03:17 PM
Hey what happened to this thread???

I thought it was suppose to get to 200?

I guess I can't blame Georgina (http://www.hundredbling.net/member.php?u=1401) since she was the last one to post. :)

what is everyone elce's excuse?

razorone
03-16-2007, 12:54 PM
Are you just trying to reach 200 post ???????:spin:

Dude
03-16-2007, 02:04 PM
that's it.... nothing too complicate here. :D

of course after we hit 200, there is always. 300, 500, 750, 1000. :D

razorone
03-17-2007, 09:38 AM
Oh ok i understand now thanks :lol2:

Cindy
03-17-2007, 10:32 AM
I didnt realise this thread was still going. :wave: :-) :spin: :lol:

Bolan
03-17-2007, 11:17 AM
blah blah blah blah blah...

:D

Dude
03-17-2007, 12:26 PM
I edited the first post and changed the rules for this thread. :D

now there is one rule....

you can't post after yourself.

(you gotta have rules.) :D

SirDudly
03-17-2007, 12:53 PM
I did know this thread was still going:lol3: :wave:

Dude
03-17-2007, 12:58 PM
yes, it appears everyone forgot about it. :)

penny
03-17-2007, 01:15 PM
I didn't know this thread was still going :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

Dude
03-17-2007, 01:28 PM
ok, so who else didn't know this thread was still going? :D

Cindy
03-17-2007, 01:51 PM
Well I forgot. Got a memory like a sieve. :wave: :banana: :-) :D

SirDudly
03-17-2007, 02:09 PM
Well it looks like we're one our way to 200 :lol3: :D :lol2: :-)

Dude
03-17-2007, 03:10 PM
over half way at least :D

SirDudly
03-17-2007, 05:13 PM
:sp: :sp: :sp: :sp: :sp: :sp: :nod: :rock: :wub:

penny
03-18-2007, 01:48 AM
I didn't realize we were half way :D

Dude
03-18-2007, 06:19 PM
let me see, 200 divided by 2 equals …..

ummmm….

less than 106

yes, we are more than half way. :D

Bolan
03-18-2007, 07:17 PM
i forgotwhatwere
we
talkingabout?

Bolan
03-18-2007, 07:19 PM
let me see, 200 divided by 2 equals …..

ummmm….

less than 106

yes, we are more than half way. :D

at time of that post yours was 106
i think thats less than 200..isnt it??

Dude
03-18-2007, 07:26 PM
but it's more than half way to 200. :D

and Bolan I think you are the first one to break the rules.
or I guess it's - your the first one to break the rule.
since we only have one rule.

you can't post after yourself. :D

simba49
03-18-2007, 07:43 PM
Lol, this is a good forums accually i think because girls own it to tell you the truth...with most other forums the guys are always spamming and scamming so its really nice here. THanks!

Dude
03-18-2007, 07:45 PM
The girls are very popular,
but just so everyone knows...
http://i19.tinypic.com/314tjq8.gif = NOT a girl. :D

Bolan
03-18-2007, 09:59 PM
oh darn..i forgot.


what do you mean yer not a girl?:D

Dude
03-18-2007, 10:18 PM
forgot I was not a girl? :D

or, I am guessing you forgot about double posting....

you can probably be forgiven for that, and now that I think about it,
it seems like someone else already did it anyway,
but that may have been in the 100 thread??? not sure.

what do you mean yer not a girl?:Dno milk. :lol2:

penny
03-19-2007, 02:38 AM
Yes, GIRL'S ROCK!!!! -

but Elmer is all man

(did I say that out loud?)

Dude
03-19-2007, 11:03 AM
I think I am out numbered....

so I have to watch what I say. :)

Bolan
03-19-2007, 11:54 AM
ya hear the one about the blonde and the pogo stick??

Dude
03-19-2007, 12:12 PM
nope .

Bolan
03-19-2007, 12:17 PM
neither have i..thought you might of...:o

Dude
03-19-2007, 12:23 PM
I can't think of any blond pogo stick jokes right now....

here is another blond joke though......

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES", said the blonde. "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the
container.........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

Bolan
03-19-2007, 12:28 PM
hehehehehe..yea..small minds

SirDudly
03-19-2007, 08:57 PM
I forgot what I was going to say :eek: :lol3: :D

Dude
03-19-2007, 09:47 PM
I know, you were going to post a blond joke about a pogo stick. :D

Bolan
03-20-2007, 09:26 AM
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

razorone
03-20-2007, 09:43 AM
Very good Bolan .......:lol2:

Dude
03-20-2007, 12:26 PM
Blond jokes are almost always funny. :D

penny
03-27-2007, 12:30 AM
Yes, they are. We in Canada have Newfie jokes that are quite cute... sort of like blonde jokes in that they are dumb... thankfully, the Newfoundlanders have a good sense of humour and in fact many of our comedians come from the east coast.
Here's an example of a Newfie joke...from memory, so it might not be that good.
ok,
2 newfies are in a 4 engine airplane. A little while into the flight one of the engines gives out and the one Newfie says to the other - 'by, now we're going to be 15 minutes late to Toronto."
A while later another engine gives out - the Newfie says "by, now we're going to be half an hour late to Toronto."
A while later another engine gives out - the Newfie says "by, now we're going to be an hour late to Toronto."

The other Newfie turns and says "by, if that last engine gives out, we'll be up here all day".



Well, my grade 5 class liked that joke :D

nero@ngelo
03-27-2007, 03:09 AM
My turn...here in India we have Sardar jokes, here's 1
One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it. Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike. Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately". Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand. This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?" Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle And you did not notice it!!

penny
03-27-2007, 04:31 AM
:D
It's so interesting hearing jokes from other countries...thanks.
What if I may is a Sardar?

Dude
03-27-2007, 10:07 AM
I was wondering the same thing Penny.

nero@ngelo
03-27-2007, 10:11 PM
Sardar's are the people who wear a turban on their heads to cover their long hair. It is against their religion to let a blade touch any part of their hair..so they neither cut their hair nor shave their beard ever in their life
http://www.mrsikhnet.com/img/187/4427/640/IMG_1608.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/38/123685115_eaa7b4d583_o.jpg

Why Sardarji failed in maths
http://photos.planetvimal.com/pyth.gif

Some more
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.


Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Dude
03-27-2007, 10:35 PM
wow, they never cut their hair?
I have never heard that before.

penny
03-28-2007, 01:59 AM
I never have either - that is really, REALLY interesting - I should have been an anthropologist or something - I find cultural things just so fascinating.

Dude
03-28-2007, 01:19 PM
I got this from wikipedia, that's where I usually go first to find out about something I know nothing about...

A Sikh is an adherent to Sikhism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism). The term has its origin in the Sanskrit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanskrit) "shishya", which means disciple or learner. The sikh male and females can easily be recognized by his or her turban, beard, and a steel bracelet on the wrist. The women and men also adorn long hair underneath their turbans and many women also may choose not to wear a turban. All Sikh males have Singh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singh) in their name and women Kaur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaur).
Most Sikhs come from the Punjab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punjab) region of Pakistan and India, although significant communities exist around the world.

They also have (Drum roll)......

Kaccha (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaccha) (specially-designed underwear)

I didn't know this either. :)

Dude
07-04-2008, 01:11 AM
look what I just found....

this thread was from last year, and it never made it to 200.

I think we have enough motor mouths on here now to get to 200 easy. :)

penny
07-04-2008, 01:54 AM
perhaps, but if you look at rule one, you can't post after yourself...however, I assume the statute of limitations ran out on that...so yay

Webscout
07-04-2008, 07:25 AM
Well...I have nothing to say for a change.....but give me a few minutes..and I will think of something twisted:)

BongoKongo
07-04-2008, 07:44 AM
Well I am not going to post a reply to this silly competition, thats for sure.

Dude
07-04-2008, 09:29 AM
perhaps, but if you look at rule one, you can't post after yourself...however, I assume the statute of limitations ran out on that...so yay

Penny,
you just didn't see the fine print, please re-read rule one again. :lol2:

Webscout
07-04-2008, 09:49 AM
..ok Elmer...here is my post now it's your turn :mellow:

breeze
07-04-2008, 12:01 PM
Helping this to move along..............

Dude
07-04-2008, 12:04 PM
I am not sure this is a competition?

who are we competing against?

Webscout
07-04-2008, 01:15 PM
Elmer you opened up a can of :sp:....now enjoy :D

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look what I just found....

this thread was from last year, and it never made it to 200.

I think we have enough motor mouths on here now to get to 200 easy.
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Dude
07-04-2008, 02:30 PM
Elmer you opened up a can of :sp:....now enjoy :D

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just in case your interested in knowing....
you know you can just click on the quote button at the bottom of the post, you don't have to copy and paste it. :)

penny
07-04-2008, 02:36 PM
Cute, Elmer :D

Dude
07-04-2008, 04:39 PM
I guess you just forgot that you typed that into the rules... it's been a while. :D

Bolan
07-04-2008, 04:47 PM
what rules..:rolleyes:

Webscout
07-04-2008, 06:00 PM
just in case your interested in knowing....
you know you can just click on the quote button at the bottom of the post, you don't have to copy and paste it. :)



I am a NEWBIE....what do you expect.:spin: (I wanted more info...not just a quote)

Didn't you see in the CHATBOX....I flip burgers.http://i32.tinypic.com/2w20ynk.gif (note..the same one all the time...I can't concentrate on 2 things at one time)

I mean no disrespect to people that flip burgers for a living.:cool:

penny
07-05-2008, 01:30 AM
Webby, I think your burger is done!

Dude
07-05-2008, 07:14 AM
This is now the official "lets try for 200" thread

Rules:
1. you can't double post
(or post after yourself)
(unless it's been more than a year)

that's all the rules.


from post #1 this is the official rules,

actually there aren't rules to this, there is just one rule.

so I should say this is the official rule. :D

Webscout
07-05-2008, 07:45 AM
yadayada...........and a final yadayada

Webscout
07-05-2008, 07:48 AM
Why do BBQers spank their burgers?....to toughen them up like they do when they spank their kids?

Dude
07-05-2008, 09:08 AM
Whay do BBQers spank their burgers?....to toughen them up like when they spank their kids?

I am really not sure what to say after that. :confused:

Dark Angel
07-05-2008, 12:08 PM
Did I post here yet? lol

Dude
07-05-2008, 10:07 PM
if not then you have now.
at the end if we list all the members who helped make this a success,
then your name will be on the list.

but don't hold your breath in case we decided to take another year off. :D

Dark Angel
07-05-2008, 10:10 PM
Good to know, Elmer. In that case, I better bump it every week or so...Should get my honors by Xmas. hehehe

Webscout
07-06-2008, 07:57 AM
Are you sure you want to be on THE LIST?

The List is an independent feature film that was released nationwide on DVD June 10, 2008. It is based on the novel of the same name by author Robert Whitlow. The film was shot in Wilmington, North Carolina and stars Malcolm McDowell (Clockwork Orange, Halloween), Chuck Carrington (JAG), Hilarie Burton (One Tree Hill) and Will Patton (Remember the Titans, Armageddon).


Synopsis
Renny Jacobson is shaken by the news of his father's mysterious death and mystified by the reference in his will to an obscure entity called "The Covenant List of Utopia." He sets out on a quest to learn the truth about "The List" and finds that he must fulfill a prophecy spoken in 1863 or risk losing the true treasure that has changed his life.

Dude
07-06-2008, 08:17 AM
those darn 1863 prophecy's can really screw up your day.

but I suppose they are good for people who are on a quest.

Dude
07-14-2009, 01:32 PM
hey what happened to this post?

it died last year.

actually I have been waiting everyday for a year now for someone to post and I am getting pretty tired and decided I am not going to wait another year.

so I am double posting now.

anyway, I kind of liked this thread, where you just can post anything to try and run up the post count....

so after a year in hibernation....

IT's BACK!!!!

nopuxsucks
07-14-2009, 06:12 PM
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is
to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
I'm baaaaaaack!

Dude
07-15-2009, 02:06 PM
I think someone has already done a pretty good job of filling the world with fools, at least the people who I run into at any of the government offices around here support this.

Bolan
07-18-2009, 01:00 PM
woo hoo..did i win??

Dude
07-18-2009, 02:08 PM
you are only post number 161,
I thought we were trying to get to 200?
so your 39 posts away from being a winner.

Bolan
07-18-2009, 02:28 PM
damn....

penny
07-18-2009, 03:49 PM
Did I win? :spin:

Dude
07-18-2009, 10:30 PM
you are only post number 164,
I thought we were trying to get to 200?
so your 36 posts away from being a winner.


(hmmmm. where have I heard that before?) :D

Webscout
07-19-2009, 02:23 PM
I will not respond to this thread.

If I do please move it to the recycle bin. Thank you.


But...if I am the 1,000,000th visitor let me know.....and what my prize is.

Dude
07-19-2009, 03:06 PM
I think there used to be a lot more motor mouths on here that could talk more about nothing.
lately it seems that most people are talking more about something and that seems to slow them down. so if this trend continues then this thread may never get to 200.

penny
07-22-2009, 04:15 AM
Did I win yet :D...oh wait, not even close :spin:
In the mean time, I will look at my favourite emoticons...
:eek::spin::toothfairy:(let's see if I have my own):penny:- nope
:tulip::scary::winterwind::banana rock::hi webscout::ban::hi bolan::nopuxsucks::riding::sp::hunt2:

Webscout
07-22-2009, 08:49 AM
My lips are sealed but my fingers keep 'chatting'. I sure miss those Nuns :lol2:



Oh 'Hi Penny"

Dude
07-24-2009, 03:21 PM
at this rate I think 2010 will be here before we get to finish this thread. :D



Editor.....yes I think so Elmer.

Dark Angel
07-24-2009, 03:47 PM
I'm going to have to play the Race Card...urr Ace Card....no, that's not it. Okay it's some other type of card:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c309/crazyman63/New%20Pics/30.png

Do I win? lol

Bolan
07-24-2009, 04:37 PM
no you went over...lol

Dude
07-24-2009, 06:25 PM
we should have a contest to see who can find the oldest thread with the most number of posts?
I am not sure if that would be hard to do or not?

Dark Angel
07-25-2009, 12:11 AM
we should have a contest to see who can find the oldest thread with the most number of posts?
I am not sure if that would be hard to do or not?

Normally that would be the rules post with people answering to it, etc. But there was that minor changeover at the beginning of Jan 2008 so that's out. Have to find some old post with the thread starter valiantly continuing a dead thread....what does that remind me of....lol

Dude
07-25-2009, 02:16 PM
yeah, I checked and all the old threads had the dates changed when we upgraded the software one time.
Oh well. it's a little sad that part of our history was lost,
(but I'll get over it) :)

penny
07-26-2009, 03:28 AM
Here is the most popular thread from when Hundredbling.net started
PUEI7mm8M7Q

Dude
07-26-2009, 07:31 AM
wow, I never knew Captain Kirk sold the commodore.

I am going to have to go dig out my commodore and play some arcade games. :)

penny
07-31-2009, 02:44 AM
http://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/thread_wont_die.jpg

Dude
07-31-2009, 08:23 AM
thank you penny for keeping this thread alive,

hmmm... didn't you start this thread Penny?

it's been so long I forgot?

Editor :annon:

12-28-2006, 04:37 AM
penny
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Posts: 3,917



Lets Try For 200



This is now the official "lets try for 200" thread

Rules:
1. you can't double post
(or post after yourself)
(unless it's been more than a year)

that's all the rules.

and
Congratulations to Cheri for winning the 100 challenge!!!!

I knew it would be a girl - we talk a lot.

Bolan
08-01-2009, 02:37 PM
ah yes the old classics.they were fun.

penny
08-01-2009, 03:30 PM
Ooo, this is exciting, only 20 posts to go...is there a prize? :spin:

Dude
08-01-2009, 06:20 PM
maybe a boobie prize?

A booby prize is a joke prize (http://www.answers.com/topic/prize) usually given in recognition of a terrible performance or last-place finish. A person who finishes last, for example, may get a booby prize such as a worthless coin.

lets see I probably have a worthless coin in one of my pockets right now...

Dark Angel
08-01-2009, 06:36 PM
Wow, I'd love that worthless coin...probably double my net worth. lol But it's Penny's contest since she started the thread...she should decide on a prize. http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c309/crazyman63/New%20Pics/willowaward.gif

Dude
08-01-2009, 07:19 PM
I don't know if Penny can come up with a better prize than my worthless coin,

but we can see. :)

Webscout
08-02-2009, 06:54 AM
I will not partake in this folly...for the record. I have my pride... what little there is left after being part of this forum. :haha:
This post will be aborted gone in a short while.

Dude
08-02-2009, 02:49 PM
that's ok, when this post is gone, then we can start a new one called Lets try for 300. :D

Bolan
08-02-2009, 09:11 PM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..i win

Dude
08-03-2009, 04:46 AM
just a little early Bolan,

but better early than... something??

no wait, that's better late than never.

so I guess it really doesn't apply here, never mind. :D

Webscout
08-03-2009, 10:21 AM
...Bolan has his contests all messed up.....it's a rough job having to deal with the Pinkie Sisters :D


PS...why do I fall for posting on this thread :haha:

Dude
08-03-2009, 01:30 PM
it's almost painful watching this poor thread crawl to 200.

I am estimating sometime in mid 2010 we should get there, maybe around july.

Webscout
08-03-2009, 02:14 PM
it's almost painful watching this poor thread crawl to 200.

I am estimating sometime in mid 2010 we should get there, maybe around july.

Maybe so Elmer but it helped you get to those 5k+ posts:spin::p

Dude
08-03-2009, 08:10 PM
maybe a little bit...

the lets try for 100, that's what really helped out my post count. :)

Bolan
08-03-2009, 08:14 PM
did i win the V.I.P. contest??

Dude
08-03-2009, 08:28 PM
just keep posting that over and over, your getting close. :D

penny
08-04-2009, 01:20 AM
Bolan reminds me of those people at the lotter counter :D

Bolan
08-04-2009, 04:39 AM
Bolan reminds me of those people at the lotter counter :D

well at least i remind you of someone..:D

Webscout
08-04-2009, 06:56 AM
...are we there YET? :D

Let's put this thread out of it's misery....and create another :haha:

penny
08-04-2009, 08:07 AM
Almost - only 2 posts to go :spin:

Dark Angel
08-04-2009, 08:19 AM
YEEEEHAAAAA......I am the 199 poster....must be some sort of prize for that. lol

nopuxsucks
08-04-2009, 08:48 AM
I always wanted to win something, is this it?

Webscout
08-04-2009, 08:56 AM
I always wanted to win something, is this it?


Yes...u r a winner..... contact Elmer for the Prize.


I think it is a FREE Nero S/w in the VIP section. We don't give Pirated copies of S/w for contest winners. Legit all the way.

...or perhaps it was a worthless coin.....take your pick.

You would have to pay shipping for the worthless coin however.:D

Best bet ..the Nero SW

Dark Angel
08-04-2009, 09:00 AM
Doc has also won the VIP contest....congratulations Doc. :)

Webscout
08-04-2009, 09:06 AM
Doc has also won the VIP contest....congratulations Doc. :)


NO WAY?...how lucky can one gyno be.:p:mellow:

Webscout
08-04-2009, 09:11 AM
Pinkmonkey will be VERY disappointed.

...wonder who's throat she will slit now. LOL

Dark Angel
08-04-2009, 09:14 AM
Probably mine. lol Are we on our way to 300? lol

penny
08-06-2009, 02:27 AM
Congrats nopux - Hey did you get your fabulous prizes yet? :D

Dude
08-06-2009, 10:24 AM
everyone stop posting,

it is over 200 so none of these posts count...

just wanted everyone to know that.

Webscout
08-06-2009, 11:39 AM
..what about Pux's prize.....pony up Elmer. You have a reputation to uphold unlike the rest of us neer do well's lol

Dude
08-06-2009, 07:19 PM
well it's easier to just delete anyone's posts who reminds me about this. :D

nopuxsucks
08-09-2009, 08:11 PM
Boy, He's not kidding. I just posted 373 times asking for my fabulous prizes, and here's what I got............................................... ...............................................
lol
Oh well, I"ll just have to make do with the prize money.......

Dude
08-10-2009, 01:13 PM
don't spend it all in one place, and don't let anyone else know about it, or they will all be wanting some of that prize money too. :D