nopuxsucks
11-29-2010, 07:56 PM
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after her
neighbor's dog while the neighbors went on their vacation.
The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a female that was
in 'heat' and the neighbors dog was a male. Nevertheless, she had a
large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep, the spinster was suddenly
alarmed by an awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She
rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when
mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what
to do next.
Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few
rings, a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem.
The vet said, "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it
down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise
of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection
and be able to withdraw from the *****"
"Oh," said the spinster, "Do you think that will work?"
"Well," the vet replied, "It just worked for me."
neighbor's dog while the neighbors went on their vacation.
The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a female that was
in 'heat' and the neighbors dog was a male. Nevertheless, she had a
large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep, the spinster was suddenly
alarmed by an awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. She
rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when
mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what
to do next.
Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few
rings, a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem.
The vet said, "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it
down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise
of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection
and be able to withdraw from the *****"
"Oh," said the spinster, "Do you think that will work?"
"Well," the vet replied, "It just worked for me."