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Webscout
12-07-2010, 03:00 PM
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!:elmer:

Dude
12-10-2010, 09:26 AM
Now you tell me, after I am already married...

Webscout
12-10-2010, 10:36 AM
Now you tell me, after I am already married...


Sorry....but the next bunch of 'not quite sure' guys will benefit from your grave mistake.:mellow::p

tguin
12-10-2010, 05:39 PM
Good list Webscout,, thanks for the laughs :)

allsorts
12-16-2010, 08:16 AM
Thanks Webscout

allsorts
12-16-2010, 08:21 AM
Thanks Webscout, good one

allsorts
12-16-2010, 08:27 AM
Thanks Webscout for good one

Dude
12-16-2010, 10:37 AM
Webscout,

just look how thankful some people are, for your service.

Webscout
12-16-2010, 12:08 PM
Yes Elmer...

He is a close friend of mine that I was helping get registered. I was not on line and was not sure how successful he was. Actually he had previously registered but had not continued. Now he will know my every move...how silly I can be. :D

He likes the site so much ....no ads and tons of good stuff ..he wants to become a VIP and help keep it going.

He does not have Paypal so I will take care of that. I hope he reimburses me.:eek:;)

allsorts
12-16-2010, 12:18 PM
Webscout, you are pure genius. You crack me up. You have made my day.

Dude
12-17-2010, 05:51 PM
Webscout,

you need to start a fan club.