Eileenleft
07-14-2006, 08:05 AM
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
.. Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading
your RAM is a moral dilemma.
.. You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of
the engine room.
.. In college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue
failure.
.. The sales people at the local computer store can't
answer any of your questions.
.. At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are
falling.
.. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is
nice and parallel.
.. You have saved every power cord from all your broken
appliances.
.. You see a good design and still have to change it.
.. You spent more on your calculator than you did on
your wedding ring.
.. You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
.. You window shop at Radio Shack.
.. Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
.. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at
work.
.. You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
.. Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading
your RAM is a moral dilemma.
.. You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of
the engine room.
.. In college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue
failure.
.. The sales people at the local computer store can't
answer any of your questions.
.. At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are
falling.
.. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is
nice and parallel.
.. You have saved every power cord from all your broken
appliances.
.. You see a good design and still have to change it.
.. You spent more on your calculator than you did on
your wedding ring.
.. You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
.. You window shop at Radio Shack.
.. Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
.. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at
work.
.. You've tried to repair a $5 radio.