Penfold
01-11-2007, 10:49 AM
Subject: Fw: Motorway pile-up
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>>>>>> Harvey wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
>>>>>> >>>>>>comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
>>>>>>Now you probably won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the
>>>>>>motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but
>>>>>>something happened. I'm >>>>>>trying to break this gently but your
>>>>>>pen*s was chopped off in the wreck and we >>>>>>were unable to find
>>>>>>it." Harvey groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to
>>>>>>be >>>>>>alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one
>>>>>>that will work as >>>>>>well as your old one did, better in fact. But
>>>>>>the thing is, it doesn't come >>>>>>cheap. It's a thousand pounds an
inch".
>>>>>> He perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
>>>>>>"So >>>>>>the thing is" the doctor says, " it's for you to decide how
>>>>>>many inches >>>>>>you want. But it's something you'd better discuss
>>>>>>with your wife. I mean, >>>>>>if you had a five inch one before and
>>>>>>you decide to go for a nine incher >>>>>>she might be a bit put out.
>>>>>>But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest
>>>>>>in a five incher this time she might be >>>>>>disappointed. So it's
>>>>>>important that she plays a
vital role in helping you make the
>>>>>>decision." So Harvey agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor
>>>>>>comes back the >>>>>>next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken
>>>>>>with your wife?" "I have," >>>>>>says the fellow. "And has she helped
>>>>>>you in making the decision?" "She has," says Harvey . "And what is
>>>>>>it?" asks the doctor. Harvey looks up and says "We're getting a new
kitchen".
>>>>>>
:rolleyes:
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>>>>>> Harvey wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
>>>>>> >>>>>>comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
>>>>>>Now you probably won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the
>>>>>>motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but
>>>>>>something happened. I'm >>>>>>trying to break this gently but your
>>>>>>pen*s was chopped off in the wreck and we >>>>>>were unable to find
>>>>>>it." Harvey groans a bit, but the doctor goes on "But it's going to
>>>>>>be >>>>>>alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one
>>>>>>that will work as >>>>>>well as your old one did, better in fact. But
>>>>>>the thing is, it doesn't come >>>>>>cheap. It's a thousand pounds an
inch".
>>>>>> He perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
>>>>>>"So >>>>>>the thing is" the doctor says, " it's for you to decide how
>>>>>>many inches >>>>>>you want. But it's something you'd better discuss
>>>>>>with your wife. I mean, >>>>>>if you had a five inch one before and
>>>>>>you decide to go for a nine incher >>>>>>she might be a bit put out.
>>>>>>But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest
>>>>>>in a five incher this time she might be >>>>>>disappointed. So it's
>>>>>>important that she plays a
vital role in helping you make the
>>>>>>decision." So Harvey agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor
>>>>>>comes back the >>>>>>next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken
>>>>>>with your wife?" "I have," >>>>>>says the fellow. "And has she helped
>>>>>>you in making the decision?" "She has," says Harvey . "And what is
>>>>>>it?" asks the doctor. Harvey looks up and says "We're getting a new
kitchen".
>>>>>>
:rolleyes: