the chicken farmer

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> > >> > A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and
>> >> > ordered a glass of champagne.
>> >> > The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a
>> >>glass
>> >> > of champagne, too!"
>> >> > "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day
>> >>for me,
>> >> > I'm celebrating."
>> >> > "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says
>>
>> >>the
>> >>woman.
>> >> > "What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the
>> >>farmer
>> >> > asked, "What are you celebrating?"
>> >> > "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
>> >> > gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
>> >> > "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and
>> >>for
>> >> > years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally
>> >>laying
>> >> > fertilized eggs."
>> >> > "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
>> >>fertile?"
>> >> > "I used a different cock," he replied.
>> >> > The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
>> >> >


:rolleyes: