Hate Spam? Fight back, join my forum

[tanis2]

I work for a non-profit that fights spam and scam artists everyday. I created a forum that, eventually, will house some of my reports on spammers and other losers. I also wanted to create a forum that would offer help to victims of scams. Also, I thought it would be fun for people to share scam and spam emails they received! I love getting spam, it makes my day.

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[Dude]

ok, I get a couple dozen of these every day,

where do you want me to send them?

or just pm them to you? :D


---------spam starts here-------------
Ms. Laura Lind

First Oceanic Bank
Central Bank Building
Corso, Somalia 55
Mogadishu
Somali Democratic Republic
www.firstoceanicbank.com
cards@firstoceanicbank.com



Dear Sirs,

My name is Laura Lind and I am the Marketing Manager for First Oceanic
Bank. We have been established since 2005, with specialization in
providing offshore internet banking services. This letter is an invitation
for you to become one of our Agents.
First Oceanic Bank is licensed under the laws of the Somali International
Financial Centre (SIFC), which has strict confidentiality and privacy
laws. The Somali Democratic Republic has neither tax treaties nor
information exchange with other countries.
Business practices of First Oceanic Bank include:
1) Handling clients' data in strict confidentiality, in accordance
with governing law and international standards
2) Strict security procedures and policies for protecting clients'
details and preventing access to information
3) Personal data is never processed by third parties.
At present First Oceanic Bank has its registered office in Mogadishu,
Somalia, and maintains a European Support and Call Centre in the Baltic
States with 6 employees. The bank management resides in London, England.
Account executives frequently travel to meet with clients all
over the world.
First Oceanic Bank not only offers private and corporate multi-currency
bank accounts with MasterCard debit and credit cards, but a full array of
core services and value added services as well. It is the major goal of
the Bank to provide a full array of financial services to its esteemed
clientele at a global level.
First Oceanic Bank promotes and introduces traditional and innovative
products and services in support of international trade and capital
investment flows. We provide international remittance services (SWIFT
transfers), check clearings, payable-through account service, funds
transfers, short-term investments and foreign exchange services. Our
foreign exchange services include buying and selling foreign currencies,
issuance of foreign currency drafts, time deposits in foreign currencies,
overnight investments and time deposits. Correspondent banking is one of
our Bank's core businesses and is the principal means by which we capture
and deploy a major portion of the Bank's earning assets.
Despite increased competition from major international and money center
banks in our principal markets, the Correspondent Banking Division has
consistently been able to meet its earnings and growth objectives by
responding quickly and creatively to its customers' needs and market
opportunities, thereby enhancing our Bank's reputation for reliability.
First Oceanic Bank offers you amongst other advantages:
» Favorable terms and conditions
» Flexible, transparent fee tables tailored to individual clients
» Monthly provision statements
» Same day order processing and updating
» Individual group training and collective orders for specific client
categories
» Interest calculation on cash assets on the settlement account (free of
charge)
» Personalized assistance from a dedicated account manager
» Optimal security thanks to the 3-level security standard with SSL
128-bit encryption
» Secure PGP based e-mail for order processing, account statements and
messages
>From time to time First Oceanic Bank will have special earning oriented
offers for our Agents. At the moment we have a special offer - Offshore,
Tax-Free Complete Package for 900 EUR .
Package includes:
1) Offshore company incorporated in Somalia;
2) Offshore bank account in First Oceanic Bank;
3) Offshore debit card to spend your income (prepaid Maestro / Cirrus card).
Offshore, Tax-Free Complete Package for 900 EUR is easily tradable
product. Agent price is 600 EUR. To receive materials about companies in
Somalia please send a written request
to the following e-mail: cards@firstoceanicbank.com
Please see the following for Agent renumeration:

Agency fee
1. Remuneration fees:
1.1 0,25% per annum of the daily average balance on the settlement account
held by a Client attracted by the Agent (to be paid in 6 months);
1.2 0,25% per annum of the daily average balance on the transfer account
held by a Client attracted by the Agent (to be paid in 6 months);
1.3 For each card (basic or additional) issued by the Bank to a Client
attracted by the Agent:
1.3.1 ANONYMOUS CARD 20 EUR;
1.3.2 VIRTUAL CARD 10 EUR;
1.3.3 Maestro 10 EUR;
1.3.4 Prepaid MasterCard Electronic Debit Card 5 EUR.

To be paid in 6 months

N.B. FOR EACH COMPANY ACCOUNT OPENED AT FIRST OCEANIC BANK TO A CLIENT
ATTRACTED BY THE AGENT - 200 EUR.
N.B. FOR EACH PRIVATE ACCOUNT OPENED AT FIRST OCEANIC BANK TO A CLIENT
ATTRACTED BY THE AGENT - 100 EUR.

2. The Bank shall credit the fees mentioned in cl.1.1. and. cl.1.2. to the
Agent settlement account specified in cl.9 of the present Agreement in 6
month time.

3. The fees specified in cl.cl.1.1.and 1.2. shall be paid out during 6
months since the account opening by a Client, for each Client.

4. The Bank shall credit the fees specified in cl.1.3. to the Agent
settlement account specified in cl.9 of the present Agreement, in 6 months
time.

5. The amount and procedure for payment of fees for other deals between
the Bank and a Client attracted by the Agent shall be determined in
mutually agreed supplementary Application specifying the deals, bank
charges, amount of the Agent fees and procedure for payment of
fees.

Thanking you in advance.

Yours faithfully,

Laura Lind
Marketing Manager
First Oceanic Bank LTD.

cards@firstoceanicbank.com
www.firstoceanicbank.com
+ 4420 8133 1268

[fairmont]

i got some scam e mail too

Dear Winner
WINNING NOTIFICATION
The prestigious Microsoft Word has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the End of the year 2007 anniversary, we rolled out over £5,000,000.00 Pounds for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers.
Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to REF NO: MAT/200-26937 , Batch Number: 2006MJL-01 and Ticket Number 0087955827499 which subsequently won you £500,000.00 as one of the 10 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of £500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).

You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent for informtion with your winnings Numbers,country,age,occupation,mode of transfer(courier delivery of cheque or online bank transfer).Below is your agent contact:
Mr Adams Smith,Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Email:agent_adams4smith_microsoft1@yahoo.co.uk,Pho ne:+44-7045764132

Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.

Sincerely,
Dr. Bryan McDonald
Microsoft Promotion Team
Copyright © 1991-2007

[Revroy]

Hey, wait, Ya mean these ain't real!!!! I already planned on how to spend my money!!!!!
What about he ones from Africa, are those fake too??? Oh my GOD!!!

ATTN: SIR,



Direct line +27-84-8352045.

My name is PAUL DEMANGO, the first son of the late JAMES DEMANGO. I will be 19years old on the 15th Jan 2008: my father J.C. DEMANGO is a great farmer in Zimbabwe. It might be a surprise for you to receive this letter from most and me especially where. I got your contact information from Global Trade Agent under the South African Chamber of Commerce and Industrial in Pretoria.



During the current crisis against the farmers in Zimbabwe by the supporters of President Robert Mugabe to claim all white owned farms in the country, he ordered all white farmers to surrender their farms to his party members and his supporters, my father was the only black farmer that opposed the president actions towards the white farms.



My father was at the same time killed on the process of fighting back the invaders. After two months I lost my mother and the president gave order to confiscate all our properties including the farmland. After the incident, my younger brother and I decided to move out of Zimbabwe to South Africa for the safety of our lives.

My late father told me on his bedside about a finance company, in which all the relevant documents (depository agreement) was handed over to me by him to go ahead and transfer this money out of the country for investment.


The total amount is US$4.2million (Four Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) was lodged into the security company in a metal box and the contained box was not made known to the security company, rather it was declared to them as gold and precious metals. Due to our president status in South Africa and the nature by which we entered South Africa we do not reserve the right to operate or maintain a foreign dominated account as refugees. For your kindness I agree to give you 30%, 10% is set aside for expenses incur during the process of this transaction. Please I need your advice as an elderly person. Please contact me with the above telephone number and Email address. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, give me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.



This transaction is 100% risk free.

I wait to hear from you as soon as possible.




Yours Faithful,

PAUL DEMANGO

[Dude]

Every time I see one of these it reminds me of a friend who emailed me all excited that she was going to get millions of dollars. :)