Elmer
09-23-2006, 03:04 AM
I have had a lot of crazy business ideas to try and make some money, most of them don't work out to great but that's life.
there is a semi famous guy on the internet who has a picture of a check for the profits made by his website and it's for $132,994 - not a bad month, that just goes to show that the guy knows how to make some money.
anyway here are some of the ideas he came up with for other businesses. it makes me feel a whole lot better knowing I am not the only crazy one out there. and now I don't feel near as bad about some of the things I have tried to make money at....
- St. Marry’s Bar & Grill - Ok this has nothing to do with the internet. After the Hooters closed down in Lincoln I tried to re-open it then when that did not work out I thought about making a restaurant called St. Marrys where it was like a church and the waitresses dressed like catholic school girls and like the nuns would be the managers and spank the waitresses if they were bad...Yes I know bad idea….
I'm like in one of the most conservative catholic communities in the country so no way it would fly… and yes i know im going straight to hell.
- 2 Topless Chix In A Ferrari Cross Country
What would get more looks then a brand new ferrari f430 ? what if 2 topless girls were driving it cross country ? what if you could buy advertising on the car ? seemed like a good idea… then it did not.
- Petroleum Company -
(I cant believe im actually telling these in public)
Ok Follow me here -
I want to purchase a Gas Station and Give away Free Gas
The catch is like the gas would come out really slow and also you would be limited as to how much you could get per week. (Like max 50 gallons a week).
How do I make money ? EASY - I would setup paintball guns around the gas station with webcams that would let people from the internet take shots at the people filling up there cars with gas. You could charge per shot or a xxxx amounts of shots per month for a set fee. PROBLEM - I talked to a city council member about this and he told me there was a “no flying ordinance” or something rule within city limits however I could maybe do it in the country…
there is a semi famous guy on the internet who has a picture of a check for the profits made by his website and it's for $132,994 - not a bad month, that just goes to show that the guy knows how to make some money.
anyway here are some of the ideas he came up with for other businesses. it makes me feel a whole lot better knowing I am not the only crazy one out there. and now I don't feel near as bad about some of the things I have tried to make money at....
- St. Marry’s Bar & Grill - Ok this has nothing to do with the internet. After the Hooters closed down in Lincoln I tried to re-open it then when that did not work out I thought about making a restaurant called St. Marrys where it was like a church and the waitresses dressed like catholic school girls and like the nuns would be the managers and spank the waitresses if they were bad...Yes I know bad idea….
I'm like in one of the most conservative catholic communities in the country so no way it would fly… and yes i know im going straight to hell.
- 2 Topless Chix In A Ferrari Cross Country
What would get more looks then a brand new ferrari f430 ? what if 2 topless girls were driving it cross country ? what if you could buy advertising on the car ? seemed like a good idea… then it did not.
- Petroleum Company -
(I cant believe im actually telling these in public)
Ok Follow me here -
I want to purchase a Gas Station and Give away Free Gas
The catch is like the gas would come out really slow and also you would be limited as to how much you could get per week. (Like max 50 gallons a week).
How do I make money ? EASY - I would setup paintball guns around the gas station with webcams that would let people from the internet take shots at the people filling up there cars with gas. You could charge per shot or a xxxx amounts of shots per month for a set fee. PROBLEM - I talked to a city council member about this and he told me there was a “no flying ordinance” or something rule within city limits however I could maybe do it in the country…