Canadian Woodpeckers..

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An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were
arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Alberta woodpecker
said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alberta woodpecker was
amazed.

The Saskatchewan woodpecker then challenged the Alberta
woodpecker to peck a tree in Saskatchewan that was absolutely im-peckable
(a term woodpeckers like to use). The Alberta woodpecker expressed
confidence, said he could do it and accepted the challenge.

So the two flew to Saskatchewan where the Alberta woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called impeckable tree with no
problem.

Both woodpeckers were terribly confused. How is it that the
Saskatchewan woodpecker was able to peck the Alberta tree and the Alberta
woodpecker was able to peck the Saskatchewan tree, yet neither was able
to peck the tree in their own province????

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion:

Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from
home!!!!