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Webscout
11-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Girls Night Out


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.


Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
Sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the
Other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
Starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
Stuck to her a** that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you.

KangaRoo
11-08-2007, 11:06 PM
Lol, good one Webby.

penny
11-09-2007, 12:55 AM
Been there, done that.

KangaRoo
11-09-2007, 02:39 AM
Been there, done that.

Penny, surely not! (shock horror) :eek:

Did you loose your panties, or had a card stuck on your bottom? :D :p

PS. Just love your sigi! :D

Webscout
11-09-2007, 07:09 AM
Been there, done that.


I am shocked:eek::eek:
Not our own Little Penny??..:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

penny
11-10-2007, 12:47 AM
Not as shocked as I was when I woke up in a cemetery sans panties...ah youth....



wait...


that was yesterday :eek:

Webscout
11-10-2007, 06:18 AM
It's the good girl...bad girl.. tug of war syndrome:-)

Revroy
11-10-2007, 02:29 PM
No worse than waking up Next to the cemetary with a club called "Forbidden Foxes",,,, Oh gawd......no wonder I don't remember most of MY youth......

Revroy
11-10-2007, 02:31 PM
No worse than waking up Next to the cemetary with a club called "Forbidden Foxes",,,, Oh gawd......no wonder I don't remember most of MY youth......Do I know you, Penny????????????????????????????????

Webscout
11-10-2007, 03:00 PM
Hey guys....what plays in the 'Cemetary' stays in the 'Cemetary':devil::D