londoners!!!

[Penfold]

>A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to
>show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a
>lorry comes
>speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before
>zooming off.
>More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and
>calls the police.
>Five minutes later, the police arrive.
>Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man
>starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver
>Porsche
>is ruined.No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply
>never
>be the same again!"
>After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
>head
>in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners
>are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
>don't
>notice anything else in your life."
>"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the
>Porsche owner.
>The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was
>torn
>off when the truck hit you."
>The Londoner looks down in horror ......."F***ING HELL !" he
>creams........
>
>"Where's my Rolex ????..."
:rolleyes: