Dude
10-12-2006, 12:43 AM
I just got an important booklet from my cable company called "How To Use Your Cable Service".
It's 16 pages long.
Ok, I am thinking how can anyone take 16 pages to tell you how to use your cable service? They won't let you sign up until you agree to have someone come out and plug it in for you. So about the only thing I can think of they could say would be "don't unplug it".
It has a lot of title and sections for example
page one the headding are:
- How To Use Your Cable Service,
-- How Cable Televesion Works
--- Installation
---- General Do's and Don'ts
so under general do's and don'ts it says:
1. unplug during severe electrical storms
2. check cord to make sure it is not worn
3. do not open the cable converter box
I think I am going to write them and tell them they left out a couple very important items.
they should have:
4. don't take a bath and put your cable box under the water while it is plugged in. (they left that one out)
5. don't put your tounge on the cord if you find a spot where it has worn through and the wires are showing. (don't know how they missed this one)
with 16 pages of instructions you would have thought they would have covered these things.
It also says later on that someone over 18 years of age must be home during the installation of your cable service (thats where the guy plugs it into the wall for you). This will ensure a thorough and complete installation and will allow you to become more familiar with your cable service and equipment.
ok, so if your 17, then when you watch them plug it into the wall, you have incomplete installation? and it's not as through? as if you were 18 and you watched them do this?
I don't have a box or anything so I think a monkey could watch the guy plug the cable into the wall.
ok, I am done, I hope everyone has learned something about cable service.
It's 16 pages long.
Ok, I am thinking how can anyone take 16 pages to tell you how to use your cable service? They won't let you sign up until you agree to have someone come out and plug it in for you. So about the only thing I can think of they could say would be "don't unplug it".
It has a lot of title and sections for example
page one the headding are:
- How To Use Your Cable Service,
-- How Cable Televesion Works
--- Installation
---- General Do's and Don'ts
so under general do's and don'ts it says:
1. unplug during severe electrical storms
2. check cord to make sure it is not worn
3. do not open the cable converter box
I think I am going to write them and tell them they left out a couple very important items.
they should have:
4. don't take a bath and put your cable box under the water while it is plugged in. (they left that one out)
5. don't put your tounge on the cord if you find a spot where it has worn through and the wires are showing. (don't know how they missed this one)
with 16 pages of instructions you would have thought they would have covered these things.
It also says later on that someone over 18 years of age must be home during the installation of your cable service (thats where the guy plugs it into the wall for you). This will ensure a thorough and complete installation and will allow you to become more familiar with your cable service and equipment.
ok, so if your 17, then when you watch them plug it into the wall, you have incomplete installation? and it's not as through? as if you were 18 and you watched them do this?
I don't have a box or anything so I think a monkey could watch the guy plug the cable into the wall.
ok, I am done, I hope everyone has learned something about cable service.