Stupid Questions Usually Ask to You in Obvious Situations.

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Stupid Questions Usually Ask to You in Obvious Situations.

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1. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

3. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

4. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

5. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish the best?

6. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

7. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good .

8. When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Did you smoke ?

Try to answer these question when asked to you.

[Melkume]

I love it when someone asks me "Hey, did you get a hair cut?" I usually say, "Nope, I didn't get a hair cu- wait, you mean my hair is shorter! Agh!" Then I run away screaming.