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03-05-2008, 02:40 PM
Blondes Know Easter...
Three blonde's died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
To tell him what Easter represented.
The first blond, an American, said, "Easter is a holiday
Where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The second blond, a Brit, said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The third blond, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was,
And St. Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
The Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast
With His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
Arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died.
Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll
Away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have
Six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter put her on the cross himself.
Three blonde's died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
To tell him what Easter represented.
The first blond, an American, said, "Easter is a holiday
Where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The second blond, a Brit, said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The third blond, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was,
And St. Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
The Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast
With His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
Arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died.
Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll
Away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have
Six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter put her on the cross himself.