Gray Ghost
10-21-2006, 12:21 PM
Does anyone save quotes or sigs? Don't see too many that catch my eye, but here are the handful I collected, may be a couple from folks here, so don't be surprised:
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"Tell me and I'll forget.
Show me and I'll remember.
Involve me and I will learn."
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"If it 'aint broke, don't fix it " ... 'or tweak it till it is!'"
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
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"Everybody has a right to be stupid; but some people abuse the privilege!!!"
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"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."
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"Life is like an erection, the more you think about it the harder it gets."
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"Ignorance can be cured with Knowledge - STUPID, is Forever."
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"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic."
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy
enough people to make it worth the effort :)"
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"My love life is nonexistent anymore. The last time I was intimate with a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty."
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"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people for Holland called Holes?"
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Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level, then
beat you with experience.
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You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end, you're really only screwing yourself.
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It takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.
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Am I good in bed? You'd better believe it! Give me the chance and I'll sleep all day!
_______________________________________
"Tell me and I'll forget.
Show me and I'll remember.
Involve me and I will learn."
__________________________________________________ __________
"If it 'aint broke, don't fix it " ... 'or tweak it till it is!'"
__________________________________________________ __________
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
__________________________________________________ __________
"Everybody has a right to be stupid; but some people abuse the privilege!!!"
__________________________________________________ __________
"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."
__________________________________________________ __________
"Life is like an erection, the more you think about it the harder it gets."
__________________________________________________ __________
"Ignorance can be cured with Knowledge - STUPID, is Forever."
__________________________________________________ __________
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic."
__________________________________________________ __________
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy
enough people to make it worth the effort :)"
__________________________________________________ __________
"My love life is nonexistent anymore. The last time I was intimate with a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty."
__________________________________________________ __________
"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people for Holland called Holes?"
__________________________________________________ __________
Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level, then
beat you with experience.
__________________________________________________ __________
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
__________________________________________________ __________
Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end, you're really only screwing yourself.
__________________________________________________ ____________
It takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.
__________________________________________________ ____________
Am I good in bed? You'd better believe it! Give me the chance and I'll sleep all day!