Eileenleft
10-21-2006, 12:35 PM
Mary was out hiking one day when she came upon a frog stuck in a trap. The frog said "if you release me from this trap, i will grant you 3 wishes". the woman freed the frog from the trap.
The frog said "thankyou, your wishes will be granted, but there is a condition to ur wishes..your husband will also get your wishes but at a rate of ten times better."
"fine" said Mary
the frog asked for her first wish.
"I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world" said Mary.
The frog warned her that her husband would be an Adonis that women will flock to.
Mary replied, "No problem, my husband will only have eyes for me, for i will be the most beautiful woman in the world"
So BAM! her wish was granted.
Her second wish was to be the wealthiest woman in the world, knowing that her husband would have ten times more money than her.
So BAM!, her wish was granted.
The frog asked for her third wish.
Mary replied, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
The frog said "thankyou, your wishes will be granted, but there is a condition to ur wishes..your husband will also get your wishes but at a rate of ten times better."
"fine" said Mary
the frog asked for her first wish.
"I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world" said Mary.
The frog warned her that her husband would be an Adonis that women will flock to.
Mary replied, "No problem, my husband will only have eyes for me, for i will be the most beautiful woman in the world"
So BAM! her wish was granted.
Her second wish was to be the wealthiest woman in the world, knowing that her husband would have ten times more money than her.
So BAM!, her wish was granted.
The frog asked for her third wish.
Mary replied, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."