Redneck Fisherman

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A redneck was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing when

stopped by a game warden in Central Alabama. In the redneck's

vehicle were two ice chests full of fish.

The game warden asked the redneck, 'Do you have a license to

catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them

there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet
fish.'

'Pet fish?'


'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake

and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they

jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em

home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said,

'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really


works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and

waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.


The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'


'The FISH', replied the warden!


'What fish?', replied the redneck.


Moral of the story: Rednecks may not be as smart as some city


slickers, but they ain't as dumb as government employees.

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[Bolan]

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