Letter to Wife

[Gray Ghost]

Dear Wife, I'm sending you this email,
To bring you up to date on the Events of our family!

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I tried to talk to you, While you were on your computer,

But you just kept telling me that, You would BRB...??

Whatever that means!

So, I decided to send you this email.


John Jr. cut his first tooth today.

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He's the one you bounce On your knee while typing.

Remember how he giggles when..

He hears the "UT OH" sound?


Sorry about him dropping his,

Peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard.

Is it working ok since I cleaned it up for you?

Can you read the letters I tried to paint

Back on you keyboard?

Most of them had been rubbed off!

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Susie had her first date Sat. night.

She had a good time and said to thank

You for letting them use your car.

She put the keys back on the key rack,

Underneath the cobwebs,

Where she found them!

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Do you realize that she wears the

Same size clothes as you do?

In case you've forgotten her,

She's the one who has you raise your

Feet when she's running the sweeper.


Tim is playing football.

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He looks forward to going to school

Now that he has a sport to play.

He wanted to know if you would

Come to one of his games .. if..

We brought you a laptop to bring along?


Do you remember him?

He's the one who ..

Empties your port-a potty for you!

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Let's see ..

Since the last time I wrote you ...

( 3 months ago )

The refrigerator had to be replaced,

The dog died from old age,

Your mother and dad painted the room,

Where your computer is .

Hope you like the color!

The church has a new pastor,

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The president has been impeached,

And oh yes ..

I have a new job!


Well, I think that's about it.

I'll email you again in about 3 months.

You take care of yourself honey.

We all miss you very much,

And will see you the next time .

The power goes off!

love,

Your Husband!!

[penny]

This brings up an interesting phenomenon...why is it computer time is always considered 'play' and a waste, especially for women? I can practice music for 10 hours a day if I want and everyone leaves me alone, I can cook, clean, do bills, knit, sew, paint my nails and it's all considered a more valuable use of my time than being on the computer. I think the guy in that 'joke' should get a life (or a computer), instead of whining.

[Dude]

I used to get the same thing when I had a job and I often worked from home on my computer. People just assume if you are at home and on the computer that you are playing and might as well be doing something else.

[DeadBeet]

I have a job online.. hah!

[Cindy]

I play on my laptop all the time. I work running a forum but it feels like playing to me. My family say "Cheri is playing again " So it must be playing. But I do work as well, as A midwife at night at our local hospital, which can be hard at times.

But GG, your letter to wife was very funny, but its usually me thats ruins things like keyboards. Spilling my tea or coffee is the favourite trick, and quite serious on a laptop. Just had the machine serviced and got told off by the engineer who fished out all the crumbs from inside the laptop.