Dark Angel
04-29-2008, 08:27 PM
Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were
Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping
Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep
Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
That Was My Pager,' She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The
Skin Of My Arm. A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second
Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished,
She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In
My Hand. The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be
Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To
The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper
Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their
Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said.
........well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!
Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping
Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep
Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
That Was My Pager,' She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The
Skin Of My Arm. A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second
Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished,
She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In
My Hand. The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be
Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As
Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To
The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper
Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their
Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said.
........well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!