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Webscout
10-08-2008, 05:27 PM
The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there are a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there are a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then, a politician comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The politician is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and some of our elected members of parliament .

Vote carefully this year .

Revroy
10-08-2008, 05:30 PM
And may the least corrupt loser win...

Dark Angel
10-08-2008, 07:55 PM
All politicians are corrupt...all I can hope for is that once they are bought, they stay bought. lol

Webscout
10-09-2008, 08:45 AM
I want to be a politician but I have to decide whether I want to be corrupt or not.

I will have to ask Elmer what it's like.:D

Webscout
10-09-2008, 08:47 AM
Angel.....the Vatican has informed me that the girl in your sig should look more like the 'girl next door'....sweeter.