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Rita
01-02-2009, 09:43 AM
Walking the dog.

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pil ot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddywould like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/1/2/f_pilotm_6e77b9f.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/1/2/f_pilotm_6e77b9f.jpg&srv=img26)

True story... Have a great day and remember...


...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

Revroy
01-02-2009, 01:07 PM
Fly the friendly skies of Rover?

Dark Angel
01-02-2009, 01:34 PM
Not a true story:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/pilotdog.asp

But very funny nonetheless. If he got them there in the first place...what more do you want? lol

nopuxsucks
01-02-2009, 02:45 PM
This explains many of the "less-than-perfect" landings I've had....

Dude
01-02-2009, 05:45 PM
I heard that all the passengers left except one lady (who happen to be a blonde),
she got on the plane and praised the airlines for hiring the handicapped.

X_FiLeS
01-03-2009, 01:05 AM
HEY he flies for Qantas Airlines........LOL

penny
01-04-2009, 01:41 PM
Man punches seeing eye dog to reduce the number of lights over North America, while playing with blue balls and teaching dance steps to flute students.

There that is the short version of this forum. And you thought I couldn't Precis anything, Webby.

Webscout
01-04-2009, 01:45 PM
I knew a girl once named Precis (french girl).....she was short only 4' 11" :D

She did not have any other short-comings :haha:....
Forgive me for I have sinned. (posting stuff like this) :lol2: (must be those Brandy Beans...chocolates)