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Penfold
11-16-2006, 10:37 AM
A young man shopping in a supermarket

noticed a little old lady following him around.



If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.



She finally overtook him at the checkout,

and she turned to him and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;

it's just that you look so much like my late son."



He answered, "That's okay."


"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out

"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,

it would make me feel so happy."



She then went through the checkout,

and as she was on her way out of the store,

the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."



The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him

Pleased that he had brought

a little sunshine into someone's day,

he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.



"How come so much .. I only bought 5 items.."



The clerk replied,

"Yeah, but your Mother said


you'd be paying for her things too."





:rolleyes:

Dude
11-16-2006, 11:26 AM
good one,
I will have to watch out for those little old ladies, they are very tricky. :)

Meatmallet
11-16-2006, 10:53 PM
:) I liked it
cheeky old bat :)

Cindy
11-17-2006, 03:32 AM
hahahahahahahaha very good Penfold.....keep them coming :p

Badmojo
01-21-2007, 04:03 PM
You never know!!!

sandman1
01-22-2007, 04:16 AM
:banana: :banana: