Cindy
11-27-2006, 11:12 AM
The Aids Leaflet
The Department of Social Security
Beaumont Road
Dublin
Dear Sir,
I have jest received the AIDS leaflet through my door and I would like to apply straight away for some. I have been on the dole for the past ten years and have been living on Supplementary Benefit and any other state aid I could get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It's a pity Aids has come so late as I already have got fifteen children and wondered if you would be paying back payment?
Your letter states that the more sex I have the more chance I have of getting aids. My only problem here is persuading the wife who is not so keen after fifteen kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids, but she showed little interest and they were hardly used. Would there be any chance of a refund for the £17:28p, which I paid for these gadgets? Anyway! I will now explain to her that the Government will now re paying us for the sex we have and I'm sure she will agree we can't let a chance like this slip by.
You also state that I can pass my aids on, but as you will understand what a wife and fifteen kids to feed there won't be much left to pass on. If by any chance there is a bit left over I will pass it on to my poor old mother-in-law who only has her pension.
I understand from your leaflet I can get aids from a blood transfusion and I intend to write to my local hospital right away to see when I can have one. Will the aids I get from the hospital be deducted from the aids I get from you? Perhaps you will write and let me know.
I am a believer in getting every aid I can from the country and I'm sure you'll agree that by my past preference I do qualify for this one. Could you let me know how much I will get paid each time and will this be weekly or monthly payment?
Yours Faithfully
Shamus O’Shaughnessy
The Department of Social Security
Beaumont Road
Dublin
Dear Sir,
I have jest received the AIDS leaflet through my door and I would like to apply straight away for some. I have been on the dole for the past ten years and have been living on Supplementary Benefit and any other state aid I could get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It's a pity Aids has come so late as I already have got fifteen children and wondered if you would be paying back payment?
Your letter states that the more sex I have the more chance I have of getting aids. My only problem here is persuading the wife who is not so keen after fifteen kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids, but she showed little interest and they were hardly used. Would there be any chance of a refund for the £17:28p, which I paid for these gadgets? Anyway! I will now explain to her that the Government will now re paying us for the sex we have and I'm sure she will agree we can't let a chance like this slip by.
You also state that I can pass my aids on, but as you will understand what a wife and fifteen kids to feed there won't be much left to pass on. If by any chance there is a bit left over I will pass it on to my poor old mother-in-law who only has her pension.
I understand from your leaflet I can get aids from a blood transfusion and I intend to write to my local hospital right away to see when I can have one. Will the aids I get from the hospital be deducted from the aids I get from you? Perhaps you will write and let me know.
I am a believer in getting every aid I can from the country and I'm sure you'll agree that by my past preference I do qualify for this one. Could you let me know how much I will get paid each time and will this be weekly or monthly payment?
Yours Faithfully
Shamus O’Shaughnessy