Dark Angel
11-06-2009, 08:19 PM
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My brother is
a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
- The second Catholic man chirps, "My brother is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
- The third Catholic gent says, "My brother is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
- The fourth Catholic man then says, "My brother is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
- Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee
in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
- She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall,
38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips. When she walks
into a room, people say, "Oh My God." ;)
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My brother is
a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
- The second Catholic man chirps, "My brother is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
- The third Catholic gent says, "My brother is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
- The fourth Catholic man then says, "My brother is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
- Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee
in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
- She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall,
38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips. When she walks
into a room, people say, "Oh My God." ;)