Tiger Woods Trouble

[Dude]

Tiger Woods is having some problems with his marriage...

story (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistre ss_is_at_the_center_/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistre ss_is_at_the_center_.html)

when this is your wife you would think that would make you happy, and you would stay at home.

http://sportsclimax.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/tiger-woods-wife-elin.jpg

[Webscout]

Looks are not everything.
We don't know what their marriage is all about.

[Bolan]

ya..can you imagine living your life where ya can't fart without the press makin a story out of it..No peace.

[Dude]

I like her story that Tiger ran into a fire hydrant and she happen to have a golf club in her hand so she knocked out the window of his SUV to save him.

my wife does this all the time.

[Webscout]

We keep the Big Bertha Club handy for such occasions.

Actually Tiger's wife was trying to kill him with the golf club but by then the neighbours were awake and she had to 'scratch'.

Life is hard than you die!

[nopuxsucks]

Confucius say: Show me most beautiful woman in world, I'll show you a man tired of having sex with her...

[Dude]

David Letterman said "Tiger really needs to stop calling me for advice". :lol2:

*In case you don't know David Letterman he is a talk show host who got married then had an affair with another woman.

[pharkphien]

thanks

[Webscout]

thanks



No! THANK >YOU :-)

[Dude]

your welcome ?

[Dude]

Tiger Woods is back in the news....

and you know it's bad when a hooker tells you that you have sex problems. :D
tiger woods has weird sex fantasies (http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/tiger-woods-has-weird-sex-fantasies/)

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ximg_2155.jpg (http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ximg_2155.jpg)
Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.
Last month she was shopping a book around and in one of the stories about Tiger, the little tattle tale hinted that he may have had gay sex. Now gabby tells the Sun that dudes were just one of Tigers weird sex fantasies. “Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up - he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”

The Full Article (http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/tiger-woods-has-weird-sex-fantasies/)

[Webscout]

Seems they all looked a bit like his wife.

Tiger is still my friend.....as long as as he sends me a cheque every month....for posting good things.

Is she related to Angelina Jolie?

[Dude]

Nike decided to change their ad campaign with Tiger here is one of the new ads.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2548/4188979333_735674e90e_o.jpg

[Dude]

Tiger Woods to Break Silence and Apologize at Friday Press Conference

Tiger Woods intends to end three months of silence by apologizing on Friday, the first time he will be seen in public since a Thanksgiving car crash started a domino effect of sexual allegations against him.

Is sex addiction real or just an excuse to cheat?

Woods is expected to speak on Friday at 11 a.m. for a mere five minutes from the PGA's headquarters in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

"This is all about the next step," Mark Steinberg, his agent, told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."

In a statement, Steinberg said he would speak to a "small group of friends, colleagues and close associates" and that he "willl discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior."

"While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between he and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends and that's what he's going to discuss," the statement said.

Steinberg said the Friday event will not be a news conference, suggesting that questions will be limited. A small group of reporters will be allowed to attend while others can watch from a nearby conference center on a televised feed.

news (http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tiger-woods-break-silence-friday/story?id=9865441)

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"This is all about the next step," Mark Steinberg, his agent, told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."

"He's looking forward to it." talking to the Press..

Sure he is...like... I like eating ...worms and slugs.

[Dude]

he is going to tell how he was also looking forward to his wife beating him with that golf club. :D

[Dude]

Tiger Woods Addresses Infidelity Scandal in First Public Appearance...

that was really disappointing. he said he was in sexual addiction treatment since December, and had "a long way to go."

other than that is was all really boring.

I guess I was hoping for something more. maybe a video or something.

[Dude]

New York Post (http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/tiger_beat/woods_even_slept_with_his_neighbor_BLTQCz7Yr4N9ODH VnjdcSM) came out with a new story on Tiger Woods having sex with a neighbors daughter, and like many of the others, she thought she was the only one.


http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2010/04/07/news/photos_stories/raychel135328--415x600.jpg

Tiger Woods didn't have to go far from home to sleep with women.

As Woods continues to prepare for the Masters this week, his neighbor's daughter has come forward saying she bedded the superstar golfer -- having sex with him on a couch near where a crib for one of his kids had been placed.

Raychel Coudriet, now 22, met Woods for the first time when she was just 14 and later had a one-night stand with him, The National Enquirer reported today.

The supermarket tabloid claims the sexual encounter left Coudriet "shaken and humiliated" when it took place last year on a couch in his office just a mile from his Florida home.

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She prob was the only one that day/night.

Why are all of these women so eager to come forward and dirt on Tiger?

Are they getting paid? Do they feel jilted because he said he had never done THAT before.

The supermarket tabloid claims the sexual encounter left Coudriet "shaken and humiliated" when it took place last year on a couch in his office just a mile from his Florida home.[...]

DID she feel cheated that they did not go to a nice posh hotel?
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[Dude]

it looks like he told them all that "they were the only one"
and even more incredible it looks like a lot of the women believed him.

[Webscout]

it looks like he told them all that "they were the only one"[...]

I never used THAT tired old line. Coming from Tiger it was 'like new' :D...after all he is TIGER.


Actually I never used this "they were the only one".
I used to say "they were the only one(under my breath) that evening".
I was not that promiscuous:mellow::p

[Dude]

maybe you should learn to play golf.
looks like the women really like that. :D