[02:28 PM] Webscout
: * A drunk was in front of a judge.. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
[01:12 PM] johnisasmith
: So it will be less Coke for the same price, nothing new here, everybody is dong this.
[12:58 PM] Webscout
[12:57 PM] Webscout
: Starting in February, Diet Coke will come in taller, slimmer 310mL cans that feature a new minimalist design with vertical accents to identify the new flavours, which include Feisty Cherry, Ginger Lime, Twisted Mango and Zesty Blood Orange.
[12:20 PM] Webscout
: Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
[08:37 AM] Webscout
: * Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"
[Yesterday 10:00 PM] Dude
: I can see the advantages to that.
[Yesterday 05:40 PM] Hobbyist
: Necrophillia means never having to say you're sorry
[Yesterday 11:47 AM] Webscout
: Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.
[01-14-2018 10:54 PM] Dude
: if my pet wants to dress up he can do it himself.
[01-14-2018 11:08 AM] Webscout
: Today is National Dress Up Your Pet Day. Do you put warm clothing on your pets in the winter?
[01-13-2018 09:26 PM] johnisasmith
: Nah, it is too slow for me, I will rather wait for this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mAPc9NcC4
[01-13-2018 12:58 PM] Webscout
: Get your order in, they won't last long 👇👇 https://www.youtube-nocookie. com/embed/mh5VD-DMKMk
[01-13-2018 12:50 PM] Webscout
: Just finished watching ElChapo S2. That is a thriller. El Chapo responsible for the death's of over 10,000 people. UNREAL.
[01-13-2018 12:47 PM] Webscout
: Keep it handy...on the coffee table, the night table, the kitchen table etc..
[01-13-2018 12:44 PM] Webscout
: The Family Handy Gun®
[01-13-2018 12:40 PM] Webscout
: ...or the family's 'handy gun'.
[01-13-2018 12:09 PM] Dude
: you should never mess with a persons video games, some people take that very serious.
[01-13-2018 11:58 AM] Webscout
: FREE cars for everyone..
[01-13-2018 11:57 AM] Webscout
: Oprah for President
[01-13-2018 10:39 AM] Webscout
: The Headset...Head Case. Sad.
[01-13-2018 10:37 AM] Webscout
: ...the gun was very handy as per the article.
[01-13-2018 10:14 AM] Dude
: Man Fatally Shoots His Mother After Broken Video Game Headset Disputeclick here
[01-13-2018 08:42 AM] Webscout
: Zhou Youguang https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhou_Youguang Todays Google
[01-12-2018 03:24 PM] Dude
: Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.
[01-12-2018 12:48 PM] Dude
: I think the mud slides put out most of the fires.
[01-12-2018 12:47 PM] Dude
: Woody Allen says, “Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
[01-12-2018 06:22 AM] Hobbyist
: A period of very cold wind chills is expected. Wind chill values of -40 to -44 will be in place at times this morning across southern Manitoba ... ouch.. I should go visit Dude.. are the fires out? Have the mud slides stopped?
[01-11-2018 08:27 PM] Hobbyist
: Ya know.. that "Great white north" moniker is a bit of an exageration.. well it's white.. and north I guess... I'm glad to be home just as they went back to -39 with the wind chill
[01-11-2018 02:40 PM] Webscout
: Crazy---Niagara Region 61F...feels like 59. From the sublime to the...
[01-11-2018 11:36 AM] Mrs Legolas
: Hello dude
[01-11-2018 09:41 AM] Webscout
: Have a look... https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/gridinsoft-anti-malware-3-1/
[01-10-2018 12:00 PM] Dude
: hello Mrs Legolas.
[01-10-2018 11:57 AM] Dude
: LoneDude try again, the board has been buggy lately
[01-10-2018 11:56 AM] Dude
: I wish I an uncle like Warren Buffet who would die and leave me sitting on a pile of money.
[01-10-2018 10:49 AM] Webscout
: Warren Buffett says he will never invest in cryptocurrencies
[01-09-2018 08:30 PM] johnisasmith
: If you have ever forget it just type anything, press Enter and soon enough your computer will give you proper password.
[01-09-2018 08:28 PM] johnisasmith
: The best password is: incorrect password
[01-09-2018 06:14 PM] LoneDude3000
: I login, but it says I'm not registered. What's going on?
[01-09-2018 05:47 PM] Webscout
: Using 123456, the most popular password of 2017, doesn't cut it. Same goes for Password, the second-most popular password.
[01-09-2018 07:44 AM] Webscout
: Giveaway of the day — COVERT Pro 184.108.40.206
[01-09-2018 07:29 AM] Webscout
: Our understanding of how genes shape us owes much to the work of Har Gobind Khorana, the Indian-American biochemist celebrated in Tuesday's Google Doodle
[01-08-2018 01:30 PM] Webscout
[01-08-2018 01:15 PM] Dude
: Charges Against Bundys in Ranch Standoff Case Are Dismissed
[01-08-2018 12:10 PM] Dude
: the Dude has his own show.
[01-08-2018 11:49 AM] Webscout
: The.Dude.Perfect.Show.S02E15....who knew?
[01-08-2018 08:13 AM] Webscout
: or -22.72 F
[01-08-2018 08:12 AM] Webscout
: What was the temperature in Calgary, Alberta when the clock struck midnight on New Year's?..-30.4C
[01-07-2018 10:33 PM] Dude
: SpaceX kicks off ambitious 2018 schedule with Top Secret launch for U.S. government
[01-06-2018 04:02 PM] Dude
: just checking if everything is working?