Puns for Fun......
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT A MUFFLER I WOKE UP EXHAUSTED
I BOUGHT SOME SPOT REMOVER AT THE DOLLAR STORE NOW MY DOG IS MISSING
HOW DO YOU CATCH A SQUIRREL, CLIMB A TREE AND ACT LIKE A NUT
WHATS ANOTHER NAME FOR A HERMAPHRODITE? A BISEXUAL BUILT FOR TWO
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT FARMER THAT WANTED TO START A PUNK BAND? HE WAS TIRED OF HAUL IN OATS
DID YOU HEAR OF THE DUCK THAT FLEW UPSIDE DOWN? HE QUACKED UP
HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS COFFEE? HEBREWS IT
Got some more...
why do astronauts use linux? because you cant open windows in space
ban pre-shredded cheese, make America grate again
i thought about becoming a vegetarian but i decided it was a big missed steak
i used to think i was indecisive now im not so sure
when you think about it every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal
if a cow cant make milk is it an udder failure or a milk dud?
do you believe in psychokinesis? if so, raise my hand
i tried to grab some fog this morning but i mist
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