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Puns for Fun......

Post by Webscout » Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:58 am

Puns for Fun......

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT A MUFFLER I WOKE UP EXHAUSTED
I BOUGHT SOME SPOT REMOVER AT THE DOLLAR STORE NOW MY DOG IS MISSING
HOW DO YOU CATCH A SQUIRREL, CLIMB A TREE AND ACT LIKE A NUT
WHATS ANOTHER NAME FOR A HERMAPHRODITE? A BISEXUAL BUILT FOR TWO
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT FARMER THAT WANTED TO START A PUNK BAND? HE WAS TIRED OF HAUL IN OATS
DID YOU HEAR OF THE DUCK THAT FLEW UPSIDE DOWN? HE QUACKED UP
HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS COFFEE? HEBREWS IT
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why do astronauts use linux? because you cant open windows in space
ban pre-shredded cheese, make America grate again
i thought about becoming a vegetarian but i decided it was a big missed steak
i used to think i was indecisive now im not so sure
when you think about it every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal
if a cow cant make milk is it an udder failure or a milk dud?
do you believe in psychokinesis? if so, raise my hand
i tried to grab some fog this morning but i mist

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