Mother-in-law suddenly dies.
A man goes on vacation to Jerusalem with his wife and mother-in-law.
While in Jerusalem, his mother-in-law suddenly dies.
At the funeral parlor, the undertaker tells the man, “You can ship her home for $5,000 or you can bury her here for only $150.”
The man thinks about it for a while, then decides to have her shipped home.
The undertaker asks, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when you could have her buried here in the Holy Land for only $150?"
The man says, "A man died here 2,000 years ago. He was buried and 3 days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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