Funny Bones -June 1/22

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Funny Bones -June 1/22

Post by Webscout » Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:27 am

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

Blind man driving.



Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.



In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.



At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place

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On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.



On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.



At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

Invite us to your next blowout.



On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.



In a Non-smoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.


On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push.



At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.



Outside a Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.



In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!



At the Electric Company:

We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.



In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.



In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully. We'll wait.



At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank Heaven for little grills.



In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

Best place in town to take a leak.



And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: Caution -

This Truck is full of Political Promises

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